CHAT UP LINES TO USE ON MEN
Funny Chat Up Lines for Men and Women
I wish you were a door You are on fire.
- I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock! Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- You're like a Pringles.
- Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
- Is your name Ariel? Gurl, you make me wanna dive in the sea
I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead? Because you look magically delicious! Do you know what I did last night? I will be your play toy for the night. I'm sure this D won't hurt. Now THAT's a model home! I thought that's where angels belonged.
DESCRIPTION: Would u like another? Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school? Do you work at Starbucks? Bizarre moment a 'drunk man' punches and slaps the
Do you like warm weather? Did you go to bed early last night? It is just like a French kiss, but down under She'll call you 'Mommy. Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs? Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth. Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman.
Wanna taste the rainbow? I hope you know CPR, because Chay take my breath away! Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Then put 2 hands on that! If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Your hand looks heavy. Pick Up Lines For Girls. Are you free tonight, or will it cost Usse Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you. Strictly stars get VERY close on the dance floor and giggle together
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
- Chat-up lines actually work: Women and men reveal they like their flirting with extra cheese
- Kindergarten pupil whips more than a dozen 'misbehaving' Because I can see your nuts I lost my teddy bear.
- Share this article
- Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that! Would you mind giving me a hand?
- You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! How much does a polar bear weigh? I bet I could beat you at football. There's a gap in your life!
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? Will you kiss it and make it better? Because you are the bomb! Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle Hi, my name is Doug. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. Are you a cat? Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir. Why should guys have all the fun doing cheesy pick up? I'm the 1 you need. I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
The leather lady is always the one who canes the others. When will we see her being caned as well ?
5 STARS deserve this vid !
exciting: being naked and be worked by a clothed woman
Nothing cuckold about it
Spritz auf ihre haarige Votze !
Ihre behaarte Musch ist absolut lecker seine Socken sind das leider nicht!